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ir0n-angel:

lew-basnight:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

sophie531896273240810891:

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

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i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

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I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

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noritaro:

noritaro:

concept!!! “there’s only one bed” fic but set in here

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sludgebitch:

sludgebitch:

i miss when pc cases had a bulge

uwaaa what are you doing to my cable management bulge >﹏< th-that’s my back panel!!

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andry-di:
“Save the world? I just wanna find my horse again
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andry-di:

Save the world? I just wanna find my horse again

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anais-ninja-bitch:

queen-sammie:

midnightvoyager:

crtter:

caecilius-est-pater:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

iamthecoffeebadger:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

officialdamonalbarn:

officialdamonalbarn:

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

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THANK YOU

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somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

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It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

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You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

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jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

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HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

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as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

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holesomethots:

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amygdalan-arm:
“eliteknightcats:
“amygdalan-arm:
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amygdalan-arm:

eliteknightcats:

amygdalan-arm:

they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spellsthey are hurting you with spellsthey are hurting you with spellsthey are hurting you with spells

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yes you

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biglawbear:

yr-tiktok-mom:

Okay but honestly with the death of forums and blogs and Yahoo Answers. And the rise of discord. Reddit is the last refuge to get any kind of information about anything whatsoever.

(Source: tiktok.com, via haiimrowie)

adamsmasher:

savvysinclair:

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I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

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